One time I was sitting down in my black leggings at the shoe store trying on new high heels, when suddenly I felt the urge to fart, no one was coming to my left and right so I crossed my right leg over my left leg lifted my right buttcheek and let out an extremely loud fart I said excuse me in a...
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They...
...are few happy events? on a separate sheet of paper write a paragraph that explains your answer. Support your ideas with details from the selection.
The story is "The devil and Tom walker" any help?
If your boss was a Creationist would you humor them so as to "keep the peace"?
"Sure Boss the earth is only 6,000 years old. Those pesky fossils are Satan's work I tell you!"
women have no sense of humor anyway (probably because theyre so uptight and desperately need to get laîd) and they dont even get guy humor, so whats the deal? why do females even laugh all the time around each other if they arent even funny and why cant they just turn on comedy central or watch...
Well, maybe we can't, lol. I posted a question earlier with several linked cartoons, but someone reported it and had it deleted. Oh, well. It's been a long time since I had anything deleted so I really don't mind - but it took SO LONG to post it - all that work gone with the wind. Thanks for all...
I just think all the new shows, and all the people leaving hardly working. They have lost their touch and humor. The only think remotely funny now is Jake and Amir, and that to is getting boring.
Same with Smosh, they lost their humor about 5 months ago.
I am a 13 year old guy in middle school wondering how I can improve on this.
Basically I am asking "how to get more popular" but that isn't the case, as most of the school knows of me allready.
But my problem is my humor, I have an outdated sense of humor or a stale sense of it, if I make...
groin attacks. Why? This seems to be an almost universal laugh riot, what am I missing about it? Why doesn't seeing men rolling on the ground in pain, or ending up in the hospital, hit me with bouts of uncontrollable laughter as it does most of society?
Par 4: Falling on your face doesn't...
okay so last night i went on a date with this guy (we recently just met so i don't really know much of his personality yet) it was a great date, we went out to dinner and then went mini golfing.he was a complete gentleman,was incredibly sweet and is just a generally really attractive guy and...