jokes

iDied Cure for cancer? I guess there wasn't an App for that. All of the Apple employees are now Jobless.

It sure seems like it. @Jackie-What's a tone troll? @Jackie-I don't want everyone to be nice,that would take all the fun away from this place D: @Jackie- Well,I guess I do sorta want everyone to be "nice",and by that,I mean stop picking on homosexuals.Poor people...being hated for not being...

Is it bad to make jokes about sexuality or obscene things if they don't offend anyone or are addressed to anyone?

I'm not a big fan of chris christie but... what does his weight have to do with his ability to lead? shouldn't we be judging him based on policies?

The same guys will act differently with other girls; they'll be more shy and reserved, etc. Just wondering... I'm pretty reserved myself, but I love to have a good time, laugh, etc. People have said that I'm coy. I've been told I look like Zoey Deschanel or Katy Perry, so I don't think it's...

...insult me in front of others? whenever he gets any chance. what is the best i can do? i want to beat him. but he is about 3 inches taller than me. may be physically his strength is similar to me. is boxing will be best or free style? or anything else? He is male about 25 yrs, i am also a...

We all know dead babies are the funniest types of babies, so does anyone have any dead baby jokes? I have one: Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.

Anyone got some good ones? Hahah

Anyone wanna give me some funny jokes? Kind of sad..Any type is fine <3

After all, it's just a joke. I am christian, but thought monty python 'the life of brian' was hilarious.

Any good jokes?

Laughing made me forget about it and I feel great lol but she's still mad...

I'm short compared to all my friends (I'm 5'4 and most friends are about 6'1 - 6'6) I really need some good tall people jokes so whenever they shoot jokes at me I can come back at them. : ) thank you!

challenged kids? im planning to visit a special ed school with my buddies and we need some new material :D yes, as in making fun of them.... duh

I just can't see these being the same jokes my (nerdy) friends and I find funny. Are jokes are generally random stupid jokes, such as 42 being the answer to everything ( reference to a certain), or such as jokes about the phrase 'cool story bro', like how funny it would be if at the end of the...

...joke like that? Do girls like jokes about vagina---Really. I thought theyd be offended. Look here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9QS28m1j9w Do you? With What kind of girls, or in what setting you think itd be appropriate.

Mine that I just made up - Yo momma so stupid she tryed to give a flashlight a glojob .

I"m bored and feel like laughing.Does anyone have really funny jokes?

I am 14 and really have no boundaries on jokes. It will be in a coffee shop at an open mic night. my bro and his friend are gonna sing and play music and since i know the owner i reserved me a spot to do stand up comedy. I am usually really good with jokes but i just cant think of anything. I...

like: The oxygen atom went into the bar and said "I'm thirsty; give me 2 hydrogen atoms." Another oxygen atom went into the bar and said "Someboody stole my electrons". The bartender said "Are you sure?" The oxygen atom said "Yes, I'm positive!"