jokes

I'm 23 and my boyfriend is 25 and I have been with him for 3-4 months. I have thought about breaking up with him because his immature, sarcastic jokes when I didn't get sex. Today he sent me a text message to come over but I couldn't make it even though I wanted to see him. Later on it turns out...

I havent really been mhi self in I need a little laughter to make mhi pregnancy a little less stressfull

1) Logical Thinking A Year 5 teacher was giving her Primary pupils a lesson in developing logical thinking. "This is the scene," said the teacher. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help...

Hi there Do you lot have any good jokes??

Some rudely funny ones would be perfect.. As many as you can possibly think of! :-) Thanks very much!! <3

Like sexual jokes. Like I will say something (anything) and he will make a dirty joke out of it aimed at me. It was funny at the beginning but it's starting to annoy me now. He's very sweet and kind too but would this annoy you? any advice?

like a wild hyena....? and just be really GOOFY??! but serious if need be?......................

they are getting old and cliche

Please full explanation who live not in USA. Thanks.

hey guys :) im looking for funny jokes, and i mean like genuinely funny. please no lame or rasist ones but other than that ANYTHING WILL DO! :) thanks everyone 10 POINTS FOR THE BEST JOKE!!! xoxo

Ones that relate to the persecution of Jews, gypsies, etc.

I am running for president in my high school, and I really want to add some humour. PLease give me some witty ideas and jokes to add. Thanks :) best answer get 10 points!

I haven't heard one in a long time.

:DDD

Not just atheists, just especially atheists. ... David Koresh was involved with sects. That kind of thing... The Pope has very old-fashioned and strict view on sects. Etc...

So my boyfriend was really nice and a total gentleman when we first started going out. But now it's like he is changing. He is ALWAYS making dirty jokes. The other day I asked him what he wanted to eat, and he said "you". He is always grabbing my ass and sliding his hand up my dress. The other...

Can you post some good jokes pls?

I havn't laughed in aout a month because of hate and bullying so I was wondering if you guys had anyjokes for me because I could use a good laugh atm,

1) Jim and Rob are robbing a bank and they are just in the middle of taking the cash when the police arrive Jim: Ohh SHOOT!! The police are here!! They catch us takin this bread and we are in the slammer for the rest of our miserable lives Rob: Oh yeah? Well, what do we do?? Jim: If I knew I'd...

I want to laugh!