Church Fart
A elderly couple Lucy & John were recently attending church services at The Villages.
About halfway through the service, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to John .
The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should...
So, I streightened my hair and teased it (it looks a little bit like emo hair) but not that much...my mom said "u look beautiful omg u look like a model..ect." & my dad (i didnt show it to him, I was actually trying to hide it) he noticed and started laughing like hes trying not to laugh but it...
So, I streightened my hair and teased it (it looks a little bit like emo hair) but not that much...my mom said "u look beautiful omg u look like a model..ect." & my dad (i didnt show it to him, I was actually trying to hide it) he noticed and started laughing like hes trying not to laugh but it...
So, I streightened my hair and teased it (it looks a little bit like emo hair) but not that much...my mom said "u look beautiful omg u look like a model..ect." & my dad (i didnt show it to him, I was actually trying to hide it) he noticed and started laughing like hes trying not to laugh but it...
So, I streightened my hair and teased it (it looks a little bit like emo hair) but not that much...my mom said "u look beautiful omg u look like a model..ect." & my dad (i didnt show it to him, I was actually trying to hide it) he noticed and started laughing like hes trying not to laugh but it...
at him. Please help? So, i'm in India, a hopeless country. A man threw stone at the dog. The dog didn't even do anything, he was just going. He threw stone so hard that the dog started crying and he put his feet in the air cuz it was hurt. When i looked at him, he laughed like he did something...
I thought he was being funny but it turns out he meant it. We were in bed and had just woke up. It was the first time he ever said it. When I laughed he got up, took a shower, and left for work without saying a word. I called my mum and she basically told me to tell him that he caught me off. I...
So i was talking to my friends a couple of days ago and the topic of religion came up
I obviously shared i followed the one true religion, pastafarianism, and they didn't believe me
Why was i laughed at for these obviously true beliefs?
What can i do to help my friends by touched by the...
I did today.
Today, a friend of mine and I went shooting. (Not the indoor one with glass booths where you use handguns and stuff. We did the outdoor one with rifles, huge open field.)
He would fire and miss. And every time he missed, he would swear like a sailor. At one point, he said (after...
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Clearly none of you actually saw what that a$$hole said. Poking fun at cancer is never acceptable, as you would see if you...
...complain? I was in a bookstore the other day, and some sales assistant laughed at me in a derisory fashion as I was paying for books. I didn't care at the time, but now I think it violates consumer ethics. Should I complain?
Me and my boyfriend have an active sex life, and after he finishes, he usually fools around with me until I finish, too. But sometimes, he bursts out in laughter while I orgasm. It really hurts my feelings and makes me feel vulnerable, because orgasms are something really personal for me. When I...
My sister and my dad think its gross to fart, but we ALL fart, I don't fart the smelly gross kind, i fart because i eat a lot of protein. So anyway, I just farted out loud in front of them and I started laughing hysterically while they sat there silently, would u have laughed if you were there?