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Why am I afraid of my mother even tho I know she will not hit me?
I am 21
 
Mom's so in the closet she's finding christmas presents! Mom's so uptight she could back up into a wall and suck out a brick *pop!* mom's so dirty when you went to take a shower at her place one night, a roach handed you the soap! Mom's so mean all the thugs in the neighborhood hide when she walks by! mom's so poor that when a burglar came to rob her place, she beat him up and robbed him! mom's so big she can't go swimming in the ocean because people keep trying to harpoon her! Mom's so big that she can't sun bath on the beach because the tourists keep pushing her back into the water "It's dieing! Quick, we need to get it back to it's habitat!" Mom's so big that the term "Packing extra luggage" takes a new meaning, she's more like a deluxe model, comes with two spare tires and a luggage rack! You're scared of your mom because she only takes her Nazi uniform off when in public or when company comes over for dinner. Your mom's got so many skeletons in her closet it she could run her own goth club!
 
Of course you should be scared of her. If she raised you for 21 years, then she has to be hardcore!
 
Because your a cold heartless bitch i fucking hate you dam you dam you I hate you, why dont you pick up your computer and smash it then you can ram a baseball bat up your ass and go have sex with a 24 year old chinese drug traffiker
 
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