There ain't no way! My pizza knows the ancient Italian art of Crunchier-Pizza-Is-Stronger. It has crust as hard as metal piping and pepperoni-throwing accuracy at 100%! It can beat up your pizza anyday!
Just what is this "chilli" of which you speak? Do you mean "chile" ie the very spicy and tasty capsicums, or "chili" ie the stew made of meat and chiles and (if you aren't in Texas" beans?
Me, I fear anchovies and love Italian sausage, green peppers, mushrooms, and onions (traditional) or smoked chicken, artichoke hearts, roasted garlic, feta, and sundried tomatoes (non traditional).
I've never heard of banana pizza, and I think that that would be just gross.
I think that you all eat McPizza (probably one of those frozen Totinos kind). Our hardcore traditional pizza topings are made from scratch and slaved over, the dough is pounded and worked hard, it is shaped, and sculpted with much hard work made in 2 or 3 hours, not done in 10 minutes from the microwave. You call that pizza, you're just contributing to the downfall of pizza's everywhere.
Actually Old Chicago's Thai Pie is my favorite pizza. I suggest trying it.
1. Triple Anchovies
2. Double Anchovies
3. Anchovies
4. Chicken (I dont like it on Pizza for some reason)
5. Pinapple.
Best topping - Jalapenos. Preferably with onion, green peppers and four cheeses. And some of that chilly sprinkly stuff they do at Pizza Hut. With ground pepper. On an italian base. And a beer (separate from Pizza). Mmmm, delicious.