A third grade teacher is having a discussion with her class about the professions of their parents. "Suzy, what does your father do?" "My father is a firefighter", replied little Suzy. "Betsy, what does your father do?" "My daddy is a doctor", she said. "Johnny, what does your father do?" Johnny sank down in his seat and hung his head a bit. Relunctantly, he says "Well, my father lost his job recently so he has been stripping at the gay bar downtown. Sometimes he even goes out back with the customers and does other things for money." Startled by the answer the teacher finished up the class and held little Johnny back to talk to him. "Were all of those things you said about your father true?" "No I lied about all of it, my dad plays for the Detroit Lions, I was just too embarrassed to admit it."