Anyone know a good joke about the marines?

[ohyesiamtheman77]

I'm going to the air force and my friend is in the marines and he makes jokes about the air force all the time. Anyone know any good marine joke

 

[WILYP42]

the one about unscrewing the lid is a good one,and hey dennis who is insulting the corps. as a whole should realize that the Marines have higher standards than the army for enlistment,but coming from an army recruiter it is bitterness because the Marines took the better canidates for enlistment,the army requires only a heartbeat and the ability to speak for their enlistments,with the ability to speak even on a limited basis.

 

[redleg]

Juts ignore him. Don't feed the wannabe. The joke will be on him soon enough. Especially after he arrives at his first duty station and experiences 2-4 men per room; a room the size of which you will have all to yourself in the Air Force.

 

[DennisF]

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected.

 

[TraderG]

Why are marines always looking for a few good men? Don't ask, don't tell.