Can u guys think of some perverted pick up lines?

you know...subways not the only place with a footlong

do you got a jersey cause i need your name and number?

nice shoes...wanna phuck
 
"so..do you like potatoes?"
"muffinz are cool."
"noodelz!!!!"
 
One of my favorite, though not totally perverted;

"Do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can see myself in them!"
 
ha all the ones before me are funny. and all i got is:

"do u like football? because i'd like to make a touchdown in your endzone.' lol or:

"do u like golf? because i want to put my ball in your whole."

lol sorry they are sports ones those are the only ones i've heard.
 
ha all the ones before me are funny. and all i got is:

"do u like football? because i'd like to make a touchdown in your endzone.' lol or:

"do u like golf? because i want to put my ball in your whole."

lol sorry they are sports ones those are the only ones i've heard.
 
is that a mirror in your pocket? cause I see myself in your pants.

thats all I got haha
 
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