Can u guys think of some perverted pick up lines?

[Kimberlype]

I need a good laugh!!

 

[wowiTzJustin]

you know...subways not the only place with a footlong

do you got a jersey cause i need your name and number?

nice shoes...wanna phuck

 

[Happy]

"so..do you like potatoes?"
"muffinz are cool."
"noodelz!!!!"

 

[JeremyA]

One of my favorite, though not totally perverted;

"Do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can see myself in them!"

 

[cooldudejh12]

ha all the ones before me are funny. and all i got is:

"do u like football? because i'd like to make a touchdown in your endzone.' lol or:

"do u like golf? because i want to put my ball in your whole."

lol sorry they are sports ones those are the only ones i've heard.

 

[cooldudejh12]

ha all the ones before me are funny. and all i got is:

"do u like football? because i'd like to make a touchdown in your endzone.' lol or:

"do u like golf? because i want to put my ball in your whole."

lol sorry they are sports ones those are the only ones i've heard.

 

[Taylorrr:t]

is that a mirror in your pocket? cause I see myself in your pants.

thats all I got haha