Creative people I need your help. Need a funny way to say coffee burnt your tongue.?

Fred

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Finish this sentence in a funny way. "You take a sip of your coffee only to..."
An example is "You take a sip of your coffee only to find your coffee to be 3000 degrees. But that sounds too lame. Thanks
 

Omer

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You take a sip of your coffee only to feel the scorch of a thousand suns blaze inside your mouth with the bitter liquid intensity of a solar flare
 
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