Does anyone know of any other little-known quotes by famous people?

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These are the ones I have compiled:

"Fvck it, bring on the liquor and broads."
- Gandhi

"I'd kill for a decent orgasm."
- Mother Teresa

"That outfit makes you look fat."
- Helen Keller

"What's underwear?"
- Britney Spears


Please add your own.
 
"I drank what?" ~Socrates

"I said the monks should celebRate" ~ God

"I'm not paying the maid that much, even if she is in a union." ~ Karl Marx
 
"That fvcker shot me 'cause he owed me money"
-Abraham Lincoln

"Curmejen feelit impeduntig"
-Ozzy Osbourne

"Damn you for introducing me to tequila, Sister Margaret Mary"
-Me, to my 9th grade Chemistry teacher

"Holy fcukin' sh*t, I'm a douchebag"
-Fred Durst
 
"Sun, Earth, whatever. The only thing that really matters is what is revolving around my penis."
- Copernicus

"Why the hell do people only remember the chicken? I don't even like chicken. Besides, the stir-fry panda with oyster sauce turned out much better. Yeah endangered species blah blah blah, you try living off the land during a 14 year military campaign."
- General Tso

"I wasn't even president and they put me on the $100 bill. Yeah, suck on that, Jefferson. Do they still even make the $2 note?"
- Benjamin Franklin
 
"That fvcker shot me 'cause he owed me money"
-Abraham Lincoln

"Curmejen feelit impeduntig"
-Ozzy Osbourne

"Damn you for introducing me to tequila, Sister Margaret Mary"
-Me, to my 9th grade Chemistry teacher

"Holy fcukin' sh*t, I'm a douchebag"
-Fred Durst
 
"God is Love." - Fred Phelps
"I am the Great Pumpkin." - John Boehner
"We're really talented and we don't need Auto-Tune." - The Glee Kids
"I'm completely sober." - The Nolte
 
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
-- Douglas Adams
 
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