Does anyone know som new, good, generally laugh out loud jokes?

D

DukeZeus

New member
Joined
Feb 26, 2010
Messages
1
Reaction score
0
Points
1
Hey guys, I'm a sucker 4 good jokes, i've read so many and luv when i find a witty, hilarious 1. so if anyone has a good joke- any kind whatsoever- then don't hesitate 2 tell it 2 me
 
You hear the horror stories about Superman. They're called "Tales from the Cryptonite."

How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
--None. They think the government should change it for them.

How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?
--None. They think the light bulb needs to take responsibility for changing itself.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
--None. They don't believe in change.
 
Where does a pirate like to hang out?
-The ARRR-cade.

It's so dumb, they'll have to laugh.
 
a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "do you realise you have a steering wheel down your pants"
and the pirate says "arrrr, i know, it's driving me nuts"
 
Hey dear, if you wanna read every type of jokes means English Punjabi Hindi Clean Jokes SMS, MMS, Funny Videos, New Sweet Clean Short Jokes Very Funny SMS, Videos MMS! etc etc, then visit this website:----
http://www.litejokes.com/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
Back
Top