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[ImhilariousDude]

One day on a bright and certainly gaseous day, Johnny the retarded kangaroo hopped onto a tree. All of a sudden a frog named albert flew onto the tree and asked Johnny if he ate blueberry flavored " I like Jimmy" popsicles before. Johnny replied with a simple "Did you know Paris Hilton has night vision?" The two retards hopped along the banks of Nipple River and ran upon a young lad by the name of Pirate Pete. This man claimed to have sailed the seas with mickey mouse and the golden tater nugget of 1472, the year which is generally considered to be the year that Colombus sailed to Africa while sucking on monkey turds. Johnny the kangaroo, considering the siuation right here at this point of the story, has a famous phrase he says in these siuations. What is Johnny the retarded kangaroo's famous phrase?

 

[joemoney]

"Imhilarious Dude" was his phrase

 

[Hammy]

i stopped at monkey turds

plz get a life

 

[taxedtodeath]

Johnny says " That retard Imhilarious is even more retarded than us."

 

[Mudkip™]

I stopped reading at "Nipple River".

 

[mjaberwokim]

the jokes and riddle section is that way ----->>

 

[wereismypencil]

two can keep a secret if only one knows it

 

[Mark]

..... Idk the answer but wtf... lol..

 

[Braxton]

jou just wasted 5 points (shame)