Figure out this riddle for 10 points.?

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I turn polar bears white
And I can make you cry
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities
I make pancakes turn brown
And champange bubble
If you squeeze me, I'll pop
If you look at me, you'll pop

What am 1?

10 points goes to the first correct answer
 
The answer is

"Time"

The time has come,

winter is here

and those yellow bears disapear.

(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past

as man looks back with a sigh

and a tear in his eye.

(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held

boys cross their legs

but of course the toilet begs

(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on

Girls loose their blush

and swap a comb for their brush

(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes

For those held high

their end is nigh

(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up

Everyone is equal

when we get to the final sequal

(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns

Without it we have flour and water

With it we have breakfast for my daughter

(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves

How does one turn water and wine

into something so fine

)...and make your champane bubble.)

As time runs out

The more in a minute you try and squeeze

the less you can do with ease.

(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks

All the time that has past

man cannot comprehand something so vast.

(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )

Time is the answer :)
 
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