Good comebacks for annoying school gossip?

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dont u just hate school gossip?
I go to a school practically swarming with bitchy two-faced gossipers (u know the sort) and one of my friends is lesbian. she told one girl who she thought she could trust, and this so-called 'friend' went and told everyone she saw. It spread like wildfire and know everyone knows and rumors have sparked (coz Im openly bi) of the 'lesbo couple' we arent going out, and the taunts and endless questions dont bother me but they really get her down and she isnt the best for comebacks. so basically, what im asking is, what are good comebacks for(most commonly said to her):

1. "urgh! are you lesbo!?!"
2. "how far have you gone with a girl?/ have u snogged, etc. a girl?"
3."so, what do you do in the bedroom?
4. (for me as a bi) "your just greedy!"

They are very pathetic questions, which i usually ignore, but she gets upset and embarressed and isnt very good at ignoring or hiding her emotions, so i said id ask on YH. thanks for ur time
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Well if i was you i would tell them to shut the fukk up or i'll punch the shhit out of them. :D
Or just politely tell them that they are being very disrespectful and to please stop and if they don't give them the finger. :]
 
answer for #1. Are you interested?....hmmmmmmm

2. Further than you have ever gotten......hmmmmmmmm

3. Actually, I do my homework and sleep----there are so many other places for "interesting things to do." What do YOU do in your bedroom? hmmmmmmmmm

4. Jealousy will get you nowhere. hmmmmmmmmm
 
What she needs is a little attitude to throw back at these bitches.
1. Yeah, I'm a lesbian. You gotta problem with that?!
2. That's none of your business you nosy c*nt.!
3. F*ck your mother!
4. Yeah, I'm greedy and everyone loves it.
A few explicit words and a loud voice usually show others that you won't put up with their BS so they'll learn to leave you alone and stay out of your business. I'm sorry she has to put up with it but that's what world we live in and it's good she has you to help get through it. I promise it gets easier as you get older.
 
Watch gossip girl! There you could get a really astounding, breathtaking comeback to get back to all the gossipers!!!1
Good luck!
 
Watch gossip girl! There you could get a really astounding, breathtaking comeback to get back to all the gossipers!!!1
Good luck!
 
1. Yes, are you a prick?
2. To the cinema and back.
3. Sleep, sometimes read.
4. Oh yes, particularly when it comes to pizza!
 
The best comeback in my opinion, is to say nothing at all. It's highschool. The more you engage with them, the more they will have to talk about. Cut the oxygen off from the flame and they'll find something more exciting to focus on.

PS - take it from an ugly duckling story come true, these are the best days of most of these people's lives. give it to them and enjoy the sweetest reward of all - success later.
 
heres one i used when i came out.

them - "dude you're gay? you wont hit on me will you?"
me - "dont worry about it. i said i'm gay, not blind."
 
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