good essay title about procrastination?

[tShupt]

I need a good title about procrastination because i'm writing a narrative essay on it.
Not anything like "ad title later" because It's only half about procrastinating and the other half is the effect thanks!
ok it's a school essay so the word masturbation wouldn't exactly be appropriate.

 

[decibel]

Procrastination is like Masturbation. In the End, You're only F*&%#g Yourself

 

[thatonekid]

Procrastination.