Good/funny pick up lines? Funniest gets 10 points?

[DeNae]

Ok! So I love cheesy pickup lines! Like:

Do you work at Subway cause you just turned my 6 inch to a foot long!

or

Do you have a mirror in your pants cause I see myself in them!

or

That shirt is very becoming on you! But then again, if I were on you I'd be cumming too!

HAHA! Cheesy I know butI LOVE them! So please gimme some more!

 

[PaulaD]

my dick just died, can i bury it in your ass.

legs is the word, lets go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[Graeme]

How do you like your toast in the morning. When i say i'd like to get into your knickers, I don't mean it literally.

 

[MOODYBLUE412]

I like you. Do you like me?
Yes
No
Check one
Hey, it worked for me in the third grade!

Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.