Guy rules

[MiniDrC]

Guy rule #139: As a man you must live your life by constantly using quotes from the greatest films ever (subjective).

 

[OhdannyBoi]

Guy rule #140: Re: rule #139. Impersonating Ali G and calling your wife 'Me bitch' or 'Me Julie' and asking 'Why is you getting so eggy? Is you on?' may result in a limp.

 

[Iammet]

guy rule number 140: Stop asking me 'would I'. of course I would. What are you, some sort of Sissy?

 

[TlRav]

#141: In a "Would you rather sleep with [insert hot female name] or [insert hot female name]?" question, the correct answer is always "Both."

 

[nokeekon]

VZ....

 

[shaman6513]

Yes, mon amor?

 

[Lito]

Get a room lol

 

[Jacinta]

Want to come with us?

 

[Lamar]

haahaa smooth

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

It's not that smooth. He needs a fluffer nowdays.

 

[jordana]

You had me in stitches for 5 minutes straight.

 

[vansgirle]

Glad to be of assistance.

Comedy assistance, not fluffing assistance.

 

[tennisplayer]

No, if it was fluffing it would only be 17 seconds.

 

[chicken]

Is that the fluffing stick?

 

[jonroy01]

*Van Zandt goes quiet at he wets himself in anticipation*

 

[ynvangel]

Wets or greases?

 

[cordlessphone01]

My phone number is 078......

 

[EricaGiselle]

guy rule - Must like threesomes xD

and sure....after all who wouldnt want MAP's very own Tyrannosaurus Flex?

 

[Stewpot]

You guys seen the size of that thing? Even I'm not that flexible!

 

[pragapuns]

I relate you back to one of the earlier rules. NO DEVIL'S THREESOMES.