Guy rules

Rule #171: Real men don't give a damn about dancing in white pyjamas and would just rather shoot you than punch, kick, or grapple you. Then go to the pub and pull a fit bird afterwards.
 
Um...really?

Which hurts worse, a punch in the nose or a bullet in your lungs?
 
Nah, Gurkhas man the **** up. They sneak into your camp at night and slit every throat except one...

Sure, it's a myth, but it's a manly one
 
Rule 172 in response to rule 36: trainers do not count as shoes and a multitude of choice must be available from your wardrobe (that may be one for those under 25 right enough)
 
I actually smiled and then tried to say it without doing so.......... its physically impossible
 
its probably the fact he could beat up anyone you asked him to that makes him so alluring
 
First pic, I feel like that guy is going to rape me. Second pic, Those are masculine chicks.
 
Guy rule#175.

You will at some stage show off on the punch ball machine at the fair. You will use a wild swinging punch that starts from way behind your shoulder.
 
Guy rule #176: When you are particularly awesome, you shall kick the punch ball machine instead.
 
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