Guy rules

[loscoyote99]

Rule #171: Real men don't give a damn about dancing in white pyjamas and would just rather shoot you than punch, kick, or grapple you. Then go to the pub and pull a fit bird afterwards.

 

[AidanS]

Um...really?

Which hurts worse, a punch in the nose or a bullet in your lungs?

 

[bittersweet]

Nah, Gurkhas man the **** up. They sneak into your camp at night and slit every throat except one...

Sure, it's a myth, but it's a manly one

 

[headybrew]

I've a few stories from those guys. I wouldn't want to cross them

 

[Rabeka82]

Rule 172 in response to rule 36: trainers do not count as shoes and a multitude of choice must be available from your wardrobe (that may be one for those under 25 right enough)

 

[katew]

I actually smiled and then tried to say it without doing so.......... its physically impossible

 

[starbuxx]

Rule 173: Will always find girls with hips more attractive

 

[BaLLa]

how dare you sir





REAL MEN WEAR PINK

 

[kika]

rule 174: your first crush will always be way to old for you.

 

[MrseNickJonas]

now he is sexy

 

[ReneeSTL]

its probably the fact he could beat up anyone you asked him to that makes him so alluring

 

[cross_country_girlie]

Angry mob says "GUY RULES not girl intended". I know I posted to your rules. 'sticks tongue out'

 

[darrinb]

First pic, I feel like that guy is going to rape me. Second pic, Those are masculine chicks.

 

[ronny]

Is that wishful thinking?

 

[OMGtCRE8IV]

oh yes!!! lol

 

[secret~stranger]

Lol somewhat.

EVERY man I know would choose a woman with a chest and a butt over a toothpick

 

[NinaR]

Not me. Anorexia is not an illness it's a dress size

 

[MarieHaley]

lmao hahahaahahaahahahahaaha

 

[FrancesM]

Guy rule#175.

You will at some stage show off on the punch ball machine at the fair. You will use a wild swinging punch that starts from way behind your shoulder.

 

[JeeniS]

Guy rule #176: When you are particularly awesome, you shall kick the punch ball machine instead.