hey there, i have this friend who's a HUGE dolly parton fan and im always trying to diss her lol its our friendly little back and forth banter thing. ok..i know there's a lot of dolly parton jokes out there, ive heard all the common ones you see on the websites and he knows them all too. can someone tell me a good dolly parton joke that he be able to guess the to answer right away? im really trying to stump him!! lol. if you can make one up yourself that'd be awesome too. i just need a good dolly parton joke that he wont guess easily, and prob hasnt heard before. thanks in advance!!!