Here's a joke I thought would give you guys a chuckle!?

Kurt

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A boy named Kay had started school in the fall with a new teacher for the year. On the first day of his class his teacher addressed the class telling them "I am going to ask a question every Monday morning. The first person to answer the question correctly will get the week off".

Eagerly, Kay sat up in his chair as the teacher continued to speak. "Here is this weeks' question. How many stars are there in the sky?"

This left the students scratching their heads. No one came up with the correct answer.

The following week came along. It was time for another question.

The teacher again addressed the class. "How many grains of sand are there on the beach?"

Again the students were quite perplexed and were unable to answer.

Kay went home that night wondering the answer to these questions. He came up with the perfect idea.

The third week came along. Kay had shown up to class with a big grin on his face.

The teacher then addressed the class. "Student's here is your question" --before the teacher was able to finish, 2 steel balls came rolling down the aisle to the front of the class. Sternly the teacher says "OK, Who has the steel balls"

Quickly Kay puts up his hand and says "Superman!" He proceeds to walk to the door and says "See you next Monday!"

:)
 
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