How do i get rid of black jaguars?

[angela_d_c1977]

About 15 years ago a small exotic zoo caught on fire and some of the animals escaped. I honestly thought the residents were just joking, until I saw one. I live in rural Ohio, there doesn't supposed to be panthers here. But now I CAN NOT go outside at night, they , yes there is more than one, stay on my roof. PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KierstenD]

go outside, do the jaguar dance to peanut butter jelly time wearing a bikini and they should go away. it works every time.

 

[Justneedanswers]

contact animal control
give them meat become friends domesticate them
Hope the roof does not collapse
Thats it good luck

 

[ChristopherC]

you should tie a steak around yer neck and go sleep outside... ha haaa