Hypothetical: You are on a Cruise and you see Obama, Drunk, Barfing and

[GhostofO'Ryantot]

hanging dangerously over to the rail? From out of nowhere, you see Ann Coulter sneaking up behind him...

What do you do?

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[TaniaLynne]

I wouldn't jump to conclusions, but if she gave me reason to think she was going to shove him over, I'd take her out.

this doesn't only apply to obama, either. I'm not going to let someone do something like that to anyone if I'm there to stop it.

however, I'd probably get to him first and tell him he shouldn't hang that far over the rail. that might just scare her away anyway.

 

[ColdHardFact]

I would pretend like I was swimming.

 

[ForgetWarBuyMore]

Allow the Secret Service to do their job.

 

[MalevolentEgoist]

I mind my own business 100% of the time...

 

[iamnotbriannashea]

Take a video with my iPhone, immediately upload it onto the internet, and stand there laughing hysterically.

 

[Taylor]

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

 

[tax_senior2002]

Quietly go back to my room, work on my Sgt. Schultz "I know nutzing!!!" line.

 

[yep]

Ask her if I can help.

 

[gws35]

I would think "oh, how nice that Ann Coulter can put her political differences aside and help Mr. Obama - OOPS oh I had no idea she would push him overboard like that. O my gosh I am totally shocked ROTFL!"

Then I'd buy her a drink.

 

[MSGSnarky]

I keep talking to the hottie in the deck chair next to me and completely forget about them.

 

[eugenejeep]

Hope that the secret service are just as drunk !

 

[DrePhilofshtt1]

Make sure she doesn't see me so she still pushes him over the rail i capture it on my cell phone and force her to do unnatural sex acts with me or i turn her in.