My name is Adam Tool and I can't get an erection unless I'm watching Mixed Martial Arts! I spend most of my days and nights writing an MMA internet column but every few days I'll take a break from watching these muscular... sweaty... delicious... Mmm.. sorry, I got lost their for a second. What was I saying? Oh right, sometimes I'll take a break from watching those sexual gladiators to go make love to my girlfriend, but for the past few months I haven't been able to do it. Then a few weeks ago she was "in the mood" while I was watching the Ultimate Fighter. At first I threw her off and said to leave me alone, then I noticed I was so hard! But just as the sex was getting really hot the show went off and I couldn't keep it up! I yelled "Go Iceman! Don't throw in the towel yet, you can still do it!" (Iceman is what I named my penis, after the voluptuous Chuck Liddell) But the Iceman was down for the count, my girlfriend was so disappointed! Am I a homosexual or just a very big MMA fan? Please help!