I heard a rumour that a polar bear wants to run for president, is this true or false?

[Trent]

One of my friends from kindergarten told me so, it's true.

 

[Simon]

Yes it is true.

 

[ScottC]

Trick question, False. All polar bears died when climate change went into effect as the result of Republican obstructionism. Or was that the Sequstapocalyse? Either way, no more bears, sorry.