I do public speaking fro tough crowds at high schools (gang members, drug dealers, etc.)
My overall speech is pretty effective. Theres this 1 little part I need help with though. I have to say a joke about how school used to be hard for me. My brother(who is also a public speaker) says when he came home from school his mom asked him how he was doing in school. He said he got a 100. And she says, yea! good job. and in his mind he says, I got a 60 in Engliosh, a 20 in History, and a 20 in Math. The kids laugh and think that is hilarious. The only joke I had so far was, I was so dumb that when I went into Algebra class the teacher said find X, so I circled it on the paper and wrote there it is. However I need something better than this joke. Something more effective. Can you please help me?
My overall speech is pretty effective. Theres this 1 little part I need help with though. I have to say a joke about how school used to be hard for me. My brother(who is also a public speaker) says when he came home from school his mom asked him how he was doing in school. He said he got a 100. And she says, yea! good job. and in his mind he says, I got a 60 in Engliosh, a 20 in History, and a 20 in Math. The kids laugh and think that is hilarious. The only joke I had so far was, I was so dumb that when I went into Algebra class the teacher said find X, so I circled it on the paper and wrote there it is. However I need something better than this joke. Something more effective. Can you please help me?