I want to play soccer but I'm afraid of telling my parents I'm gay....please HELP?

[Yidiot]

Thanks everyone....ronaldinhollew...call me *wink*

 

[BlueBelleGotSpanked]

Wanting to play with balls doesn't make you gay. I like to play with balls. I'm not gay. See?

 

[Alex]

hahahaha this question is just hilarious. good one.

 

[DiegoCruz]

i feel like theres a lot of missing information in this post- so would your rents not let you play soccer if they found out you were a gay? Fuck it dude stop worrying, if youre gay tell em and then play your damn soccer game

 

[ronaldinhollew]

The trick is not to play football, carry on with the same lame-ass, bent attitude you have to life at the moment. Then eventually your parents will be able to work out that you're gay, without you ever needing to kick a ball!

Although I'd imagine they're already pretty suspicious seeing as you secretly wear women's clothing, enjoy the comedy of Catherine Tate and constantly spend all your pocket money on bananas to pleasure yourself with!

Trust me, they're already pretty knowledgeable on the subject of your rampant homosexuality!

 

[curlyq]

I don't see how your preference makes a difference when it comes to playing a sport. You play it because it's something you enjoy

 

[chompiras]

mmm...... i think you are gay isnt play soccer

 

[tEm0eLuVt]

Don't.