If I made up a religion, in which the messiah was a giant wig wearing ant, would

[Jessica]

you join? I bet this gets reported for being blasphemous, but whatevz.
In this religion, we'd all wear pretty, colourful wigs, and dance around and makes nice jokes.
And on Wednesdays, we eat pancakes all day.

 

[pastanaut]

While I appreciate a religion with so much of an emphasis on pancakes, ants in wigs skeeve me out. I'm afraid I would have to remain loyal to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[Harry]

If it were banana pancakes maybe.

I have a sprained ankle right now, would my inability to dance get me excommunicated?

 

[JR]

what if I accidentally step on the ant while I am dancing? would that be the end of your religion?

 

[ijcoffin]

No, I would not.
There are many, many kinds of religion. there are people who worship stone carvings, animals, and just about anything else someone has thought up.
Personally, I worship the God of Heaven and His Son Jesus Christ.
You may ask why; it is because that is the only way to eternal life!

 

[ThamainP]

No. I'm not related to ants.

 

[MartinS]

No. I'm not a bin fan of ants or wigs for that matter.