Introducing the world's next new religion: Pieanity?

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PieintheSky

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The foundation of Pieanity is built on love and respect for all sentient beings on this Earth, as well as love and respect for our mother Earth. Violence and warfare will no longer exist on our planet once Pieanity has been established as the world's new religion. Neither will crime, poverty, hatred, destruction, greed, and corruption.

Money will no longer rule the world. Peace, Love, and Happiness will take over as the new head leaders of the planet. Followers of this new religion will be henceforth known as "Pieists" (pronounced PI-ists).

Do I have any followers?
 
Only if we stone the pumpkin and pecan heretics to death.


Apple is the only true pie, but I will allow followers of other fruit pies to live.

But nuts and squashes are an unforgivable heresy.






Getting money out of the world will be a problem. Unless you can make food and goods so plentifully and cheaply that they are available to everyone for free you will still need a barter system for trading goods and services. Money allows for a common trade good.
 
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