Just 4 the pure fun of being creative,can you write a story about a TRIP TO THE ZOO

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that includes .....? at least 5 of these lines?

1. The Liverpudlian accent made it difficult to understand.
2. The tranquilizer bullet richocheted off the tree,hitting ________, instead.
3. Children scampered and nuns prayed. And Sunshine?... Well, she just ________, as usual.
4. The head and upper neck bore an eerie resemblance to Barney Fife.
5. He's got my ATM card!!
6. Oh, for heaven's sakes!!! I'LL do it!!!!
7. Bells,whistles,screams and frantic Hail Mary's.
8. Saddle up, Sally.
9. The black stilettos and spandex running pants diverted his attention.
10. The frightened monkeys started chanting:__________________.

BONUS LINE:
And the three men I admire most:The father, son, and the holy ghost.
(Lyrics of Don McLean)
 
Here:

Last year,I travelled to Texas.
I went to visit relatives.
They had a ranch and many horses,including the one I rode as a child,Sunshine.
When I arrived,the family was having a church picnic with the rest of the town.
Suddenly,a bear attacked.Children scampered and nuns prayed. And Sunshine?... Well, she just slept as usual.
A man with a gun rose up with a rifle in his hand.It was a tranquilizer gun.Fired the gun at the bear,but The tranquilizer bullet richocheted off the tree,hitting the Mayor instead.
The ppl panicked. Bells,whistles,screams and frantic Hail Mary's.Oh, for heaven's sakes!!! I'LL do it!!!! I shouted.I grabbed the gun and shot the bear.
The ppl cheered! A man walked over to thank me.The Liverpudlian accent made it difficult to understand.The head and upper neck bore an eerie resemblance to Barney Fife.
My cousin said she wanted to ride with me back to the ranch.Saddle up, Sally.I said to her.Back at the ranch,that man showed up again.He said he was the Mayor's son.
My cousin wanted to say hi to him,but The black stilettos and spandex running pants diverted his attention.
I went back inside,but suddenly I heard,He's got my ATM card!!
It was the mayor's son.He had just been robbed.I chased the man to the zoo. The frightened monkeys started chanting:He Stole our Bananas!!!
I found him and tied him up.
The police arrive with the mayor's son and Sally.I was properly thanked.

As I head back home,I turn on the radio.....And the three men I admire most:The father, son, and the holy ghost.

The End.


Hope this helps.
 
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