looking for a good grape joke; anyone?

DudeM1

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ok so a couple a years ago i was told this awesome adult grape joke, and most adult grape jokes are based around a play on words with rape.

This one was a good one, i tried googling it and nitto.

So i was hoping you guys would remember.

It includes a woman , grapes , and anothoer guy or group of men i dnt remember/

all i remember is the punch line at the end is the women say 'help! im being graped'

Any ideas ?
 

grayskinhead

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the version i heard is this,
a woman runs into the police station with all her clothes ripped and her hair everywhere, and says `officer, i`v just been graped`
policeman says `dont you mean raped madam`
woman says, `no i mean graped, there was a bunch of them`
 

ramrod

New member
Well for starts is not the punch line.
Help cries a young lady I've just been graped.
Concerned passer by "surly you mean I've just been Raped"?
No replied the first lady "there was a bunch of Them"?
 
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