looking for a good historical/christian joke... B.C. era's...?

a joke that wouldn't offend a christian - it's for a birthday card for my history teacher - who happens to be christian - will get the 10 pts..... but feel free to post anything funny :)

thanks.
 

Tristen

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God said to Moses "Come forth". But he slipped and came 5th.

Moses says to God "These people are giving me a headache". God says "Take these two tablets and come see Me if pain persists".

The term "good" is so subjective ;)
 
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