Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Blessed are the fingers that will type you to death.

You got it - It's very good, you get to be the punching dummy and grappling gumby for the whole club!

I wish some of the principals from literature were real.
 
Granted, but they are warped beyond recognition and thus you end up in the Twilight Zone. We hope you enjoy your stay...

I wish that I would change the channel because CNN gets boring...
 
granted, you change into a tabloid news channel and your brain melts.

i wish i was a lamborghini car
 
You got it - and you just got jacked by a couple of pimply-faced teenagers who wrap you around a tree. Then they strip off what they can and sell you to a gay neavo impressionist artist who welds you onto an art piece of a gay couple. Enjoy your new life.

I wish I had some toast and jam.
 
Granted, but you drop it and it falls jam side down. (is there anything more annoying)

I wish it was snowing
 
Granted. You see a single snowflake, then it stops.

I wish I could be that statue from Nordic's post!
 
Granted - You awake and find yourself a statue. However, the gays weren't lesbians as you thought, so you have to live with a willy in your ear, and a drip-drip from time to time. Enjoy.

I wish we had better smiley faces
 
I never thought they were lesbians My wish was not corrupted... mwahahahahahahah!

Anyhoo, we have better smileys, but now that's all anyone uses. You spend hours deciphering the post which reads



I wish the drama would stop.
 
You got it - now the world is a Three Stooges routine.

I wish my ice cream was butter nut crunch not vanillia.
 
Yer.. Your Vanilla magically turns into Butter Nut Crunch, but as you go in for a bite, you feel a really hard squeeze on your groin.. Turns someone Crunched your Nuts for Butter. Tasty.

I wish that someone would make a wish that I couldn't make into a sexual pun.
 
granted, but the guy that serves you the ice cream hears butter NOT crunch NOT vanilla, and you get a blob of butter instead of ice cream(i was gonna do something else, but i don't wanna get binned )

Edit:ARGH!, got beaten!

ok granted, now someone makes a wish that you can't turn to a sexual pun so it drives you crazy and now everyone starts making sexual puns and you turn them into wishes



i wish i didn't have to practice for my school's artistic closure
 
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i wish bethesda would make Fallout 3 the best of the Fallout games
 
You got it - The heat comes on but never goes off nor stops increasing. How does it feel to be a piece of bacon?

I wish Wheat beer was whole grain?
 
you got it! but unfortunately the wheat beer didn't survive the process of becoming whole grain and now it just looks like a pile of crap enjoy

god I wish I was as invincible as superman
 
You have it - you're invincible like superman, and I have Kryponite bullets and an MP5. Go ahead make my day.

I wish butcher meat packs didn't contain ribs as part of the pack.
 
granted, now they have elephant hipbones as part of the pack

now i repeat MY wish of Bethesda making Fallout 3 the best Fallout game(like it's possible to surpass the first one, heh )
 
Granted, but now you never see the light of day again. The game has consumed you, have fun...

I wish that I got a raise...
 
WHEEEEE!!!! my dream come true! [/chant]fallout...fallout...fallout...fallout..[/end chant]

I wish that I got a raise...[/QUOTE]

granted, but you gamble it all away, get a huge debt and get eliminated by the eskimo-birmanian sahara based global mafia

i wish i was tall
 
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