Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Granted. You've just witnessed your parents having sex, congratulations
I wish my PC worked properly
 
Done. But the government has confiscated it and assigned it to a museum collection: "World's Only Properly-Working Computer."


I wish I could create objects I desire out of nothing.
 
Granted, but you cant make them go away and the pet T-rex you always wanted starts giving you a funny look

I wish i could have 3 more wishes
 
Granted, you have three more wishes, unfortunately, they all will be corrupted too.

I wish that coke (soda) was healthy.
 
granted, but you get sick of it and never drink it again. Then you become a alcoholic!

i wish could lick my own elbow
 
I'm sure it's pretty easy with your 47 foot long tongue. Just be careful with that thing.


I wish to be immortalized as the greatest person who ever lived (death is okay).
 
Congradulations! You are now the greatest pain in the butt that ever lived. People continue to spit on your grave and share stories of your annoyingness for centuries.

I wish all the assignments I give were self grading.
 
Where's the downside of that?
Granted, too bad Cheney is the next Pres, and for some odd reason, there is a voting mishap in Banger, Maine that means he gets elected for the next Presidency as well!


I wish my head would stop hurting, even for one day.
 
Granted, but now your little finger on you're left hand hurts instead.

I wish I could have a nice cup of hot chocolate.
 
granted, but then when your taking it over to your seat you spill it "there" and no you can't have babies

I wish I ruled the world.
 
Granted, now that you had find out how long the world is, you should be proud of yourself!

I wish I have a new computer!
 
Granted, a brand new Sinclair Spectrum is in the post to you.

I wish I had a better attention span.
 
Granted- now you can only focus on one thing- your fat, ugly neighbors butt.

I wish that warhammer 40k was real
 
Granted, a 40kg War-hammer is about to be embedded in your cranium!

I wish I was rich!
 
Granted but you are now the target of every thief and conman alive.

I wish I had KFC
 
Granted, but then you discover someone spiked the chicken.

I wish I had ub3r mad Martial Arts Skills
 
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