Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

crusty

Member
Done. But the government has confiscated it and assigned it to a museum collection: "World's Only Properly-Working Computer."


I wish I could create objects I desire out of nothing.
 

MoJe

New member
I'm sure it's pretty easy with your 47 foot long tongue. Just be careful with that thing.


I wish to be immortalized as the greatest person who ever lived (death is okay).
 

WillMundy

New member
Congradulations! You are now the greatest pain in the butt that ever lived. People continue to spit on your grave and share stories of your annoyingness for centuries.

I wish all the assignments I give were self grading.
 

GabbyC

New member
Where's the downside of that?
Granted, too bad Cheney is the next Pres, and for some odd reason, there is a voting mishap in Banger, Maine that means he gets elected for the next Presidency as well!


I wish my head would stop hurting, even for one day.
 

Nav

Member
granted, but then when your taking it over to your seat you spill it "there" and no you can't have babies

I wish I ruled the world.
 
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