Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[NickJlova95]

Granted. You've just witnessed your parents having sex, congratulations
I wish my PC worked properly

 

[crusty]

Done. But the government has confiscated it and assigned it to a museum collection: "World's Only Properly-Working Computer."


I wish I could create objects I desire out of nothing.

 

[greenpicklechip]

Granted, but you cant make them go away and the pet T-rex you always wanted starts giving you a funny look

I wish i could have 3 more wishes

 

[gabie_love06]

Granted, you have three more wishes, unfortunately, they all will be corrupted too.

I wish that coke (soda) was healthy.

 

[Tommo2020]

Granted, but suddenly it turned to a pepsi...

I wish for a hamburger...

 

[SammieM]

granted, but you get sick of it and never drink it again. Then you become a alcoholic!

i wish could lick my own elbow

 

[gerardod]

granted but its cold and has a nail in it!

 

[bEllax]

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[MoJe]

I'm sure it's pretty easy with your 47 foot long tongue. Just be careful with that thing.


I wish to be immortalized as the greatest person who ever lived (death is okay).

 

[WillMundy]

Congradulations! You are now the greatest pain in the butt that ever lived. People continue to spit on your grave and share stories of your annoyingness for centuries.

I wish all the assignments I give were self grading.

 

[PleasantlyPlain]

Granted, but now everybody failed your class...

I wish that Bush gets kicked out of office...

 

[GabbyC]

Where's the downside of that?
Granted, too bad Cheney is the next Pres, and for some odd reason, there is a voting mishap in Banger, Maine that means he gets elected for the next Presidency as well!


I wish my head would stop hurting, even for one day.

 

[nendlin]

Granted, but now your little finger on you're left hand hurts instead.

I wish I could have a nice cup of hot chocolate.

 

[Nav]

granted, but then when your taking it over to your seat you spill it "there" and no you can't have babies

I wish I ruled the world.

 

[sdminor11]

Granted, now that you had find out how long the world is, you should be proud of yourself!

I wish I have a new computer!

 

[ALRITELUVe]

Granted, a brand new Sinclair Spectrum is in the post to you.

I wish I had a better attention span.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Granted- now you can only focus on one thing- your fat, ugly neighbors butt.

I wish that warhammer 40k was real

 

[jdrumz321]

Granted, a 40kg War-hammer is about to be embedded in your cranium!

I wish I was rich!

 

[khjg]

Granted but you are now the target of every thief and conman alive.

I wish I had KFC

 

[ieloveehim]

Granted, but then you discover someone spiked the chicken.

I wish I had ub3r mad Martial Arts Skills