Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[AlexisInfectious®]

granted, you now have a beer belly.

I wish my sister disapppeared forever

 

[x_Dominique_x]

Granted, but now your parents will blame you forever for ditching your sister...

I wish for a good training tomorrow...

 

[MseBubbles]

You got it. I'll train really well tomorrow.


I wish everything in life came with a money-back guarantee.

 

[PeopleArePeople]

meh, who cares...it's just one person gone from the world, and besides they can adopt another


god I wish it rained...Maryland really does need the rain our grass is dying

 

[JoyceE]

Granted, but it rains for 40 days and 40 nights and everyone and everything dies except for some punk with a huge boat and a bunch of animals.


I wish Noemie Lenoir was my wife.

 

[FroBag76]

Granted, but then you find out that shes having an affair...good times have a nice pathetic life


I wish the xbox 360 wasn't so damn expensive

 

[FamilyDoce]

granted, however with the reduced cost demand outstrips supply and the only place you can ever find an x-box 360 for yourself is on ebay- at 10 times the original cost.

i wish for the apocalypse

 

[LeGuy]

Granted, but you burn in hell for eternity because your wish wiped out the entire world.

I wish we had something better to do with our time than make up stupid wishes...

 

[katehughes2706]

Granted.

Your brain crashes and you lose all ability to dream, think, and hope. Welcome to a hellishly grey existence.

I wish I knew the ending to Book 7 of the Harry Potter series!

 

[stophatespreadlove]

Wish Granted, but it sucks.

I wish it was thursday

 

[LoniM]

Granted, it is now thursday and you get run over by a bus.

I wish that I could race a bike like Valentino Rossi...

 

[RickyA]

Granted. But while practicing, you get hit by a bus.


I wish my boss gives me one month paid vacation tomorrow.

 

[bearsbabi69]

granted, but it's a paid one-way-only vacation to a deserted island, about 7 feet wide, perfectly round and complete with it's very own palm tree right in the exact center, enjoy!

i wish i was this smiley

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

Granted, but grinning smilie, , creeps up on your left side where you are defenceless and takes your guns away turning you into this smilie: .


I wish I was in bed, asleep, right now.

 

[jasonemryss]

Granted, but the bed is full of flees, making for an unpleasent night. oh and you have no pillow.

I wish i was dancing in the rain.

 

[StefC]

granted, but you slip over and drown in a 2 inch deep puddle in the gutter.

i wish i didn't have to do my english wuthering heights coursework this weekend

 

[CarrieA]

Wish granted. Instead you now have to write a dissertation on Moby Dick, by tomorrow.

I wish I had a nice warm cup of good-tasting coffee on my desk.

 

[ArwinIsip]

lol, luckily i've already written an essay on Moby Dick, did it in year nine!!

granted, but as you go to pick it up, you realise that the guy who brought it glued it to your desk so you have to slurp it out of the cup by burying your nose in it he he he

i wish i could stay on the computer!!!

 

[Pri]

Wish granted. You stay there, stuck, for the rest of your life.

I wish I had lots of money

 

[wecouldbeheroesee]

Wish granted.

You have lots of money but no-one likes you for it, you have no friends or family and spend your entire life alone.

I wish i could be a Bond girl for Pierce Brosnan