Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Granted. But now you can't take it in t3h str33t because everybody will be challenging you to a deathmatch.

I wish this thread would die...
 
Granted. The thread dies, just to be reborn into 3 new and equally crazy threads

I wish i could do the splits
 
Granted but you do it over energeticaly and you land on your nads causing you to speak in a falsetto,

I wish I could afford not to work.
 
Congratulations, your cost of living is now zero! All your meals are paid for and you have no rent or monthly bills!!! You never have to work again!!!! Have fun in prison.


I wish people came with a mute button.
 
Granted. But yours is stuck, so no one understands what the hell you're trying to say.

I wish dinner was already made...
 
It is enjoy your liver and turnip stew.

I wish it was 4 pm (knocking off time)
 
It's 4PM! Time to leave work and go to your other job as a sewer cleaner.

I wish I was the best MA in the world!
 
Wish granted!!

As your about to leave you realise everything outside the building is gone!!

There was another 'big bang' and the only thing thats survived is your work building!!

I wish I was rich as and owned an Island
 
Granted. Your island is hit by a giant tsunami... have a nice day...

I wish that we could all meet...
 
Granted!! Your house and everything you touch now becomes manure!!

Enjoy!!

I wish I was on Holiday!!
 
*grins Evily* Granted!! *pulls out Deagle and shoots gem* now you have a never ending holiday ...Oh! and say hi to my parakeet up there
 
damn i was hoping for this thread to die

s'alright, i'm not going down without taking it with me
 
granted but you can't decide what you want so I end up with your wish and my own as well lol.

I wish for an end to everything and to go away for ever.
 
Granted... you are now in the void, have a nice stay...

I wish that my train leaves on time tomorrow...
 
Granted. That'll be the day when bad traffic leaves you just a minute late for it!

I wish I've be able to wake up for my 9am lecture tomorrow...
 
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