Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

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TrevorR

Member
Lucky you, you were able to wake up on time. However, you must have missed the announcement, the lecture was rescheduled for 8AM.

I wish I was thinner....
 
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RoySantosN

New member
Granted, now you become so thin no one sees you and one day your mistaken as trash paper and get sent to the paper shredder



I wish they made planes that take off vertically not diagnolly (sp?)
 
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TheSaint

Member
lol! somehow i figured something like that was going to be said
^.^

Granted, now your feezing your butt off


I wish I wasn't afraid of Heights
 
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opaleoctober

New member
Granted. But now you're so cocky that you dive headfirst off the eiffel tower.

I wish I was able to wake up for breakfast, rather than just in time for lunch.
 
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airsoftguy

New member
(Great bergers moose... )

Granted. But you fall asleep near a river, and the otters exact their revenge on you tonight. Sleep tight !!!

I wish there was something to do...
 
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Taking_The_Bullet

New member
Granted! *me lights a fire in his home* there ya go

I wish for a wish that didn't result in someone getting gay married like those two couples on "Drawn Together" on Comedy Central
 
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mikcoon

New member
SInce Jesh had no wish one can safely assume that he is perfectly happy with his life and as such is in need of nothing good. therefore as a consequence for your happiness you .. eh... die.

I wish i had a 482 lb bag of skittles.
 
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greenkarate

New member
Granted!! Now your fat Good Job Porkie

I wish I had Summer was only 2 months and summer vacation was 8 months

*OT: Yo Subway I was down in your area on sat. and sunday*
 
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