Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Lucky you, you were able to wake up on time. However, you must have missed the announcement, the lecture was rescheduled for 8AM.

I wish I was thinner....
 
Granted, now you become so thin no one sees you and one day your mistaken as trash paper and get sent to the paper shredder



I wish they made planes that take off vertically not diagnolly (sp?)
 
Granted. The plane takes off vertically only to crash vertically a few seconds later.

I wish my fever would go down.
 
lol! somehow i figured something like that was going to be said
^.^

Granted, now your feezing your butt off


I wish I wasn't afraid of Heights
 
Granted. But now you're so cocky that you dive headfirst off the eiffel tower.

I wish I was able to wake up for breakfast, rather than just in time for lunch.
 
Granted. But breakfast consists of a can of wurms and turnip soup.

I wish that I had some burgers.
 
(Great bergers moose... )

Granted. But you fall asleep near a river, and the otters exact their revenge on you tonight. Sleep tight !!!

I wish there was something to do...
 
Granted! *me lights a fire in his home* there ya go

I wish for a wish that didn't result in someone getting gay married like those two couples on "Drawn Together" on Comedy Central
 
Granted but the result is you are forceably married to your pet dog
 
SInce Jesh had no wish one can safely assume that he is perfectly happy with his life and as such is in need of nothing good. therefore as a consequence for your happiness you .. eh... die.

I wish i had a 482 lb bag of skittles.
 
Granted!! Now your fat Good Job Porkie

I wish I had Summer was only 2 months and summer vacation was 8 months

*OT: Yo Subway I was down in your area on sat. and sunday*
 
I wish I could live 1987 over and over again like in the movie "Groundhog Day".
 
granted, but on one of those days you die so, well, you're dead :P

i wish i was an evil genius(well, more than i am now )
 
Granted, but now you are invaded by the Coalition of the Willing, captured and put on trial. Smile at the camera...

I wish for a new gi.
 
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