Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

You got it - you'll receive 1 dollar a day for 1 million days. If you should die the dollar will be uesd to feed a flame.


I wish I was a radio personality.
 
here ya go, but the thing is nobody'll listen to you =\


I wish it was easier to lose weight then to gain weight >
 
You now live in an inversely shallow society within which fat is the new thin, suck up the fashion facism

I wish I could fly
 
It's Iccurus..wait, is that how it's spelt? O_o

granted! *goes to the bathroom and.....*

God I wish I was as invincible as superman.
 
actually it's icarus :P

granted, you're as invincible as superman while he's frozeen in a kriptonite glacier, the sheer effort of existing turns you to dust, farewell...



i wish magma (not lava) was the source of life in the universe
 
Granted! Now the whole world is populated with psychotic magma creatures that eat anything and you just happen to be the only human around...

I wish I didn't have to do my school certificate exams tommorow
 
Wish Granted, they're today

I wish that for once just once for the love of all that is right, that an anime game would actually be good.
 
GRANTED:they then mistook u for a minority, beat u and planted a gun on you.

I wish i was the next big offtopic star....
 
Granted, but once you hit the ring you realise that you actually suck at MA and are trampled on by the rest of the competitors. Pwned !!!

I wish that the winter was already over.
 
Granted, traffic flows but now you get crushed in a horrible traffic accident. *calls 911*

I wish that my mates come over this weekend for a fun time...
 
Granted, but the fish is rotten and you are hospitalized with foodpoisoning. *calls 911 again*

I wish that my mates would bring some beer...
 
You got it - but is turned bad. Call 911

I wish I had a decent copy of The Quiet Man.
 
Wish granted, but you never wake up.

I wish that I could make an uncorruptable wish.
 
granted,

but your uncorruptable wish ruins the thread so i send you virus!
 
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