Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[pik@chu]

You got it - you'll receive 1 dollar a day for 1 million days. If you should die the dollar will be uesd to feed a flame.


I wish I was a radio personality.

 

[pierced_silver]

here ya go, but the thing is nobody'll listen to you =\


I wish it was easier to lose weight then to gain weight >

 

[notoriousiejeee]

You now live in an inversely shallow society within which fat is the new thin, suck up the fashion facism

I wish I could fly

 

[Dane_62]

You got it Iccrus!


I wish I had a fresh drink.

 

[mrs]

It's Iccurus..wait, is that how it's spelt?

granted! *goes to the bathroom and.....*

God I wish I was as invincible as superman.

 

[Keelee]

actually it's icarus

granted, you're as invincible as superman while he's frozeen in a kriptonite glacier, the sheer effort of existing turns you to dust, farewell...



i wish magma (not lava) was the source of life in the universe

 

[HelenaW]

Granted! Now the whole world is populated with psychotic magma creatures that eat anything and you just happen to be the only human around...

I wish I didn't have to do my school certificate exams tommorow

 

[lovestrucke]

Wish Granted, they're today

I wish that for once just once for the love of all that is right, that an anime game would actually be good.

 

[DelilahBunny]

Wish granted but your the baddy who gets pummeled every time

 

[Corey]

c'mon people - corruption!!!!

 

[Briza]

I wish that those damn cops would hurry up with my job...

 

[lpxxfaintxx]

GRANTED:they then mistook u for a minority, beat u and planted a gun on you.

I wish i was the next big offtopic star....

 

[cowgirlbabe621]

Granted, but once you hit the ring you realise that you actually suck at MA and are trampled on by the rest of the competitors. Pwned !!!

I wish that the winter was already over.

 

[ronco]

Granted, traffic flows but now you get crushed in a horrible traffic accident. *calls 911*

I wish that my mates come over this weekend for a fun time...

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

You got it - They come over and... (Censored).

I wish I had a tuna sandwich.

 

[joseph0088]

Granted, but the fish is rotten and you are hospitalized with foodpoisoning. *calls 911 again*

I wish that my mates would bring some beer...

 

[sarahjane]

You got it - but is turned bad. Call 911

I wish I had a decent copy of The Quiet Man.

 

[MichelleZ]

Wish granted, but you never wake up.

I wish that I could make an uncorruptable wish.

 

[Leswondert]

Granted...

NOT !!!

I wish I could get some sleep...

 

[BobbM]

granted,

but your uncorruptable wish ruins the thread so i send you virus!