Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

Granted but now some crackhead sneaks up on you and cracks your skull... *dials 911 again, I put it on speeddial just for YOU*

I wish that Holland beats Italy tomorrow at the friendly game...
 
LMAO!!!!

You have it - you win 8 - 0 but you get trampled in the ensuing fight.

I wish to have a nice day.
 
Granted, the day is nice... but the night sucks. Have fun !!!

I wish that my friends would stop babbling nonsense over the telephone...
 
Ok...

They get so annoyed at your constant complaining, they just stop associating with you. Now you have no friends.

I wish our smileys were back
 
Granted, our smilies are back but yours aren't. Feel alone now ???

I wish that we're having something good for dinner tomorrow...
 
Granted, but your car breaks down enroute and you have to walk the rest of the way. Enjoy the scenery !!!

I wish that we would stop with the corruption of wishes.
 
granted, we will stop with the corruption of wishes when wishes cease to exist

i wish i had a perfect internet connection
 
Congratulations ; Your internet connection is flawless, at over 100 TB/s. However, everyone gets rather pissed off when they can't use their own connections, and the WWW ceases to exist.

I wish I had something better to do than play FFVII.
 
You got it - You discover books, and now you can read Dyck and Jane book all by yourself. Congratulations!


I wish roads didn't ice up at night so I could ride 365/24.
 
Granted, but you killed her while cleaning your gun. You're now in prison.

I wish Maryland was closer to Washington.
 
someone myracusly invented a time machine so you can get from maryland to washington in 2 seconds....


however it makes you a smurf
 
Well, since Jess forgot to make a wish, I'll make one instead...

I wish that people didn't forget to make a wish in their reply...
 
Granted but now they forget how to use a computer and never come to map again.

I wish I could make a wish that cant be corrupted
 
granted, but you don't, now stop wishing for that, it's boring and repetitive, and every time someone wishes for that, God kills a kitten, do it for the kittens.

i wish i was a hat
 
Granted - However, something gets lost in the translation, and you become a condom, bought at your local Gay Bar.

I wish that pigs could fly.
 
since red sand man didn't maka wish I'll do one for him


Red Sand wishes to be a fairy princess



I wish cuddles was still alive ....and I also wish for PS3
 
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