Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[megemac49]

Granted but now some crackhead sneaks up on you and cracks your skull... *dials 911 again, I put it on speeddial just for YOU*

I wish that Holland beats Italy tomorrow at the friendly game...

 

[alexisjones33]

LMAO!!!!

You have it - you win 8 - 0 but you get trampled in the ensuing fight.

I wish to have a nice day.

 

[oO0eugenius0Oo]

Granted, the day is nice... but the night sucks. Have fun !!!

I wish that my friends would stop babbling nonsense over the telephone...

 

[F1E]

Ok...

They get so annoyed at your constant complaining, they just stop associating with you. Now you have no friends.

I wish our smileys were back

 

[dropdeadxhorizon]

Granted, our smilies are back but yours aren't. Feel alone now ???

I wish that we're having something good for dinner tomorrow...

 

[piggyD]

You got it - Mmmmmmmmmm SPAM!


I wish for a good drive home.

 

[karee_xox]

Granted, but your car breaks down enroute and you have to walk the rest of the way. Enjoy the scenery !!!

I wish that we would stop with the corruption of wishes.

 

[radicalize]

granted, we will stop with the corruption of wishes when wishes cease to exist

i wish i had a perfect internet connection

 

[EVILSTALKERHUNTERttt]

Congratulations ; Your internet connection is flawless, at over 100 TB/s. However, everyone gets rather pissed off when they can't use their own connections, and the WWW ceases to exist.

I wish I had something better to do than play FFVII.

 

[RuthieS]

You got it - You discover books, and now you can read Dyck and Jane book all by yourself. Congratulations!


I wish roads didn't ice up at night so I could ride 365/24.

 

[RandallD]

granted, now the road is under construction

I wish my sister was dead

 

[twistedewings]

Granted, but you killed her while cleaning your gun. You're now in prison.

I wish Maryland was closer to Washington.

 

[Cliff]

someone myracusly invented a time machine so you can get from maryland to washington in 2 seconds....


however it makes you a smurf

 

[Mustapha]

Well, since Jess forgot to make a wish, I'll make one instead...

I wish that people didn't forget to make a wish in their reply...

 

[DippyD]

Granted but now they forget how to use a computer and never come to map again.

I wish I could make a wish that cant be corrupted

 

[TheDuchess]

granted, but you don't, now stop wishing for that, it's boring and repetitive, and every time someone wishes for that, God kills a kitten, do it for the kittens.

i wish i was a hat

 

[xvireroca]

Granted - However, something gets lost in the translation, and you become a condom, bought at your local Gay Bar.

I wish that pigs could fly.

 

[ReveredDesecration]

Granted, but now the entire world is covered in pig crap. Smell the bacon...

I wish that I had some coffee...

 

[MissMtnDew]

Do police helicopters count?

 

[AHOLE]

since red sand man didn't maka wish I'll do one for him


Red Sand wishes to be a fairy princess



I wish cuddles was still alive ....and I also wish for PS3