Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

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artseastar85

New member
Wish Granted, now your hands are ultra soft. Unforutunatley there now also ultra delicate so you get cut open petting a kitten.

I wish for a large hammer to hit my computer with.
 
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budhah1

New member
Granted! *gives sub an electric hammer and before he is able to raise it over his head it explodes sending 100 pieces of razor sharp metal towards subs face, Ouch!"

I wish for a new package of Cookie Dough Ice Cream (and It can't be melted or leaking (sp?), or poisoned (anything relating to poisoning) try to corrupt that now
 
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Brains_Not_Bombs

Member
Wish Granted, You ice cream is not posioned, melted or leaking. You open this delicious treat and 1 million anggry llocusts fly out at you half pin you to the wall. the other half eat your ice cream whilst making you watch.

I wish i Had an xbox 360! o and DOA 4
 
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perkins97

New member
Wish granted, although your X-Box 360 came with a PS2 in it ( Out of Stock! ) which is an old one by the way and DOA 4 is rated OAOFCPTF, or Only Adults Over Fifty Can Play This Fool. =/

I wish that I can learn how to say "I love you" in Spanish to someone.
 
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RoR

New member
Wish Granted, You convince someone to teach you I love You in Spanish, or so you thought what he really taught you was "I love your mom" you get knocked upside the head everytime u say it and youll nener know why!

I wish for a Subway sub right about now
 
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jfrench10

Member
granted, but you're stuck outside and the rain pounrs so hard it flays you alive and makes one of those spiky trees fall on top of you

i wish i wasn't bored
 
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AnilK

New member
Granted, you now are up to your ears in stuff to do and you collapse with heart failure. *dials 911 (it's on now on speeddial )*

I wish that it doesn't snow tomorrow.
 
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AimeeL

New member
Ur slippin man



Wish Granted, Your punching bag is no longer broken, your fists are......

I wish that this wish that I wished was not wished for
 
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BeckyD

Member
granted, the wish that you wish was not wished for is not wished for however someone wishes that the wish that you would wish your death would be wished by someone so you die

i wish i was a master gamer and made money by having people watch me play
 
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bananacool1

Member
Wish Granted, but the game u are forced to play is Happy fun time with the Tellitubbies! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I wish that "One day humans and fish can co-exist peacefully"
 
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tabz_0000

New member
granted. one day...... meanwhile I, leading the armies of the fish, enslave and nearly erradicate the human race until that one daywhere we co-exist peacefully

i wish my new PC games would work
 
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swd521

New member
Granted! but then they break the next day thus preventing you from playing them ever again! *hides the hammer*


god I wish people who think they are better then everyone else get sent to iraq with no guns no anything
 
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Aliyah

Member
granted, but they drive everyone there nuts causing them to start a revolution where they take over the world and tyranize everyone

edit: EEP!, forgot my wish!

i wish every healthy food tasted really good to everyone so people could eat healthier and enjoy it
 
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