Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?

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the problem is that laws in most of countrys are faulty. all animals should live free in the nature. dogs could be allowed only for the police/army/firebrigade and blind people. end of story. i consider my shelf all dogs naturall enemy.i dont kill them to eat them.i dont respect them. i just hate them.they are noisy and unappropriate for the cities (at least).now.am i a sicko?maybe....we all are in a way....

 

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hey my neighbors have some annoying 6 year old kids who keep running around in my yard and screaming, do i poison them so they i wont be annoyed any longer? ps. not really just proving a point that you are a retarded douch

 

[Unregistered]

i think you are retarted douch. children ,as far ai know, dont bark all 24 hours long...

 

[Unregistered]

YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!! DO NOT KILL ANY ANIMAL!!!! YOU WILL BE ARRESTED!!!! I HOPE YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN JAIL!!!!!! **#K YOU!

 

[Unregistered]

Kill the big loud stupid fuckers, and you guys who think it's bad you should fuckin keep those brutes on a leash or in bed with you if you are so much inlove with them

 

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Damn right, i live in a city overrun by stray dogs, i can't even use my bike to go to work cause i would be chased and attacked by packs of them, in a fuckin european city, i don't live in a park or in the woods, so fuck dogs, most people are so stupid they would have me swim with sharks cause it's their pet

 

[Kill cats]

All of you go to hell dogs rule

 

[Unregistered]

same problem with my neighbor dog. i shoot the dog with .22 caliber. the dog manage to go home and died. problem solve

 

[unregestered]

hello

So my neighbor has like 5 or 6 pretty big dogs. They "mark" their territories everywhere, occasionally bark all night long and harass the passing pedestrians. Now I can live with that, but a week ago they went over to my driveway and killed one of my cats. All of them at once came and treated my cat as though it were a feather stuffed pillow, and today they were about to jump into my backyard and would've done the same thing again had I not thrown stones at em'. My cats have to live in my backyard due to my family asthma problems, and I now have 4 kittens and one old one. Been here for around 3 years and never had any problems until now and the last thing I want is one of my kittens completely ripped to pieces. Taking my cats in is out of the question for my mom would literally die due to her asthma if I did. So, to get to the point, what's the quickest and most painless way to poison and kill a dog? Called a pound, no results. Owner is a bastard, doesn't listen.

its been like this for me to but i hope it gets over my head even though i moved to chicago but anyways the best thing to do is to complain to the owner in a nice way and tell him to lock his dogs in a kenel! First : if i were you i would do waht i told you a few secs ago Second : i would move -_-* like i did when the fricken owner didnt Third i hate it when they bark at night plus it wont let me sleep anyways gtg ttyl oh adn its CALL A POUND!

 

[Unregistered]

:cold day::applause: good job and brb....

 

[Unregistered]

I googled 'Dog Poison' to get here, because my corpulent, indolent neighbours won't train their awful cunt of a dog. I have the right to live in peace.

 

[Zina-Nina]

our human kids grow up - dogs don't!

hey my neighbors have some annoying 6 year old kids who keep running around in my yard and screaming, do i poison them so they i wont be annoyed any longer? ps. not really just proving a point that you are a retarded douch

You are an idiot! Hello! Our human kids is what runs the world, would you like it if your parents treated you as a dog growing up? comparing a child to a dog is not the same thing. Our children grow up, when we were babies our human parents took care of us...and when we get old and grey its our "HUMAN" CHILDREN" that will end up taking care of us, and in our death!

...and dog, eats, sleeps, shits, pees, barks, annoys, and fucks all day long! for the most part -dogs are a waste of money they only live 15 years! your so called "fur kids" don't do shit for you. A dog will like anyone that feeds it...if you give your dog away...in 2 months it will be fine with another owner...dogs brains are shit! A 6 year old child grows up fast....your dogs mean nothing!

Have some real children! Dogs don't run the world - its humans...i am thinking of baking cookies with xylitol and throwing them around my street...to kill of as many dogs as i can...because i hate them soo much. Its people with your kind of attiude thats making me so mad! Dogs smell like shit anyways.

 

[Unregistered]

Awesome thread.... I came here to learn what others had to say about how to kill a dog...
NOT TO LISTEN TO MORALISTIC PREACHING

I love animals up to a point. I am a non-violent person. I have killed a dog before and I didn't feel like a sinner. I'd rather kill a dog than a fish. Fish HASSLES NOBODY. I have been nearly killed by semi-wild sheep dogs while walking in the mountains on my own, on a public hiking trail.

I AM a tree hugging hippy, which is why precisely I hate aggressive dogs, especially neurotic barkers. Dogs have been bred so much that many of them are dysfunctional creatures, a long way away form whatever their wild ancestors were. People in cities should not be allowed to keep dogs.

Bad dogs generally reflect the neurosis of their owners. The owners are invariably insecure jerks who enjoy having this dangerous big think barking and snarling at everybody. It makes them feel safe. Whatever. They will blame you for being afraid if you mention it.

I have spent many nights of mental anguish, with earplugs, white noise, etc because of barking dogs. THEY MAKE ME WANT TO KILL. It is fucking wrong. Why should i have to put up with this torture, it destroys my nerves!

I'm glad to find this thread and find out I'm not the only one who goes berserk from dogs barking away in the night at anything that fucking moves.

It's like me having a gun and coming out in my yard at random times of the night and firing it off in the air.

Dog owners: Get off this thread. All your threats just confirm to the rest of us what kind of people you are . I have a cat and i love him, but if my neighbour had a problem I WOULD PUT MY NEIGHBOUR BEFORE MY PET. If my cat invaded my neighbour's home and ate his hamster, and he took revenge, I would be fuckng sad, but would take it as a sad accident. If he had already warned me about my cat sneaking into his place, and I had done nothing about it I'D BLAME MYSELF FOR BEING LAZY.

IF YOUR DOG IS A NUISANCE TO OTHERS, AND YOU KNOW IT, AND YOU DO NOTHING, AND YOUR DOG GETS POISONED: IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT.

To get to the topic: Insulin has been mentioned twice in the thread as being the painless way to kill a dog. Any more on that?

Anti-freeze works (just use plenty) but must be a horrible way to die. . .

Rat poison doesn't all work, a few types that work have been reported ...

Keep the info coming folks.

Advise from my experience: DO NOT COMPLAIN. If you give yourself away as having a problem, then you'll be suspect when you inevitably have to kill the fuckers. The owners are unlikely to do anything about your problem, as has been mentioned in the thread, they don't give a shit about you, which is why their dog is a bad one. Good neighbours would not let their dog become a problem.

If you have already complained you should wait for at least a year, and hopefully make friends with them in the meantime, to shake off suspicion. Or wait until someone else complains.

In the UK, calling the authorities has worked for barking dogs. They will fine the owners and/or take the dog away. Most other countries, forget it.

 

[Unregistered]

I googled 'Dog Poison' to get here, because my corpulent, indolent neighbours won't train their awful cunt of a dog. I have the right to live in peace.

Kill it bake some made cookies for you and the dog to eat, but use alot of the "natural sugar" "XYLITOL" this is not good for dogs, but its good for all humans. Put alot of it...and throw it into the neighbours yard and you can buy xylitol in any health food store! Just look for it...and make your cookies eat and enjoy and get rid of the dog...trust me it works...but put a lot...it fu.cks around with the dogs blood pressure!

 

[zina-nina]

Awesome thread.... I came here to learn what others had to say about how to kill a dog...
NOT TO LISTEN TO MORALISTIC PREACHING

I love animals up to a point. I am a non-violent person. I have killed a dog before and I didn't feel like a sinner. I'd rather kill a dog than a fish. Fish HASSLES NOBODY. I have been nearly killed by semi-wild sheep dogs while walking in the mountains on my own, on a public hiking trail.

I AM a tree hugging hippy, which is why precisely I hate aggressive dogs, especially neurotic barkers. Dogs have been bred so much that many of them are dysfunctional creatures, a long way away form whatever their wild ancestors were. People in cities should not be allowed to keep dogs.

Bad dogs generally reflect the neurosis of their owners. The owners are invariably insecure jerks who enjoy having this dangerous big think barking and snarling at everybody. It makes them feel safe. Whatever. They will blame you for being afraid if you mention it.

I have spent many nights of mental anguish, with earplugs, white noise, etc because of barking dogs. THEY MAKE ME WANT TO KILL. It is fucking wrong. Why should i have to put up with this torture, it destroys my nerves!

I'm glad to find this thread and find out I'm not the only one who goes berserk from dogs barking away in the night at anything that fucking moves.

It's like me having a gun and coming out in my yard at random times of the night and firing it off in the air.

Dog owners: Get off this thread. All your threats just confirm to the rest of us what kind of people you are . I have a cat and i love him, but if my neighbour had a problem I WOULD PUT MY NEIGHBOUR BEFORE MY PET. If my cat invaded my neighbour's home and ate his hamster, and he took revenge, I would be fuckng sad, but would take it as a sad accident. If he had already warned me about my cat sneaking into his place, and I had done nothing about it I'D BLAME MYSELF FOR BEING LAZY.

IF YOUR DOG IS A NUISANCE TO OTHERS, AND YOU KNOW IT, AND YOU DO NOTHING, AND YOUR DOG GETS POISONED: IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT.

To get to the topic: Insulin has been mentioned twice in the thread as being the painless way to kill a dog. Any more on that?

Anti-freeze works (just use plenty) but must be a horrible way to die. . .

Rat poison doesn't all work, a few types that work have been reported ...

Keep the info coming folks.

Advise from my experience: DO NOT COMPLAIN. If you give yourself away as having a problem, then you'll be suspect when you inevitably have to kill the fuckers. The owners are unlikely to do anything about your problem, as has been mentioned in the thread, they don't give a shit about you, which is why their dog is a bad one. Good neighbours would not let their dog become a problem.

If you have already complained you should wait for at least a year, and hopefully make friends with them in the meantime, to shake off suspicion. Or wait until someone else complains.

In the UK, calling the authorities has worked for barking dogs. They will fine the owners and/or take the dog away. Most other countries, forget it.

YES ITS CALLED XYLITOL...WHICH IS GREAT FOR HUMANS...ITS A NATURAL SUGAR AND WE ARE URGED TO EAT IT IN OUR FOODS, BUT ITS GOOD FOR HUMANS NOT FOR DOGS...IT FUCKS AROUND WITH A DOGS BLOOD PRESSURE...AND THE GREATEST THING IS THAT THE DOG WILL NOT DIE IN YOUR YARD OR IT WILL TAKE TIME TO WORK AS IN A FEW HOURS...BUT IT WILL KILL THE DOG...AND THE GOOD THING ABOUT XYLITOL IS THAT ITS OKAY FOR CATS SO CATS WILL NOT BE HARMED..AFTER ALL I LOVE CATS TOO.

WHAT YOU CAN DO IS BAKE SOME MUFFINS OR COOKIES PUT ALOT OF XYLITOL IN IT...I MEAN ALOT! AND THEN GIVE IT TO THE NEIGHBOURS DOGS...BUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS THINK ON HOW TO FEED THE DOG IT! IT MAKES THE DOGS HEART BEAT FASTER.

 

[Unregistered]

lol you're a hippie idiot

 

[Unregistered]

Maybe, people living in US/UK need to see the living conditions in the third world countries. There, a human life is comparable to an animal's (or a dog's). I work for a US firm and earn quite handsomely... but live in a third world country. I have been attacked by pets and strays. Authorities don't care about strays attacking people and owners don't care about their barking/shitting dogs.

I don't like to kill somebody/anybody just because they are a nuisance to me but I have seen cats and dogs killing off human babies... dogs roaming in hospitals (search on net and you'll find plenty of such horrible news).

The point is, my social status, my earnings, my opinion for pets etc are all useless if I am living in a third world country. If, as a defensive measure you can kill an intruder/robber then why can't you kill a pet/stray? :clubbing:

I sympathize with the original poster. Based on their area of living, they need to take a legal action or take care of the nuisance themselves. goodluck!

 

[Unregistered]

5 stars for this comment!

One more thing to add. On page 1 or 2, the marine who was talking shit about being in Iraq and this and that. Be a quiet professional, motherfucker. The people who talk about war the most have done the least. You just make the military sound like ass clowns. Control your craving to be a keyboard tough guy, noone is scared of you. Oh yeah, and Rangers Lead the Way.

i just love it!

 

[Unregistered]

I once tied the garbage can to 110 volts and put it on a piece of plastic. Dog came to get the garbage and decided to pee on the can. He didn't come back.. HEEEE

Until you have endured months on end of SLEEPLESS nights due to the barking, bite me...

 

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i made the mistake and insead of complain i shoot the fucking dig with an airgun, every morning at 6 am it was wakeing me up. jesus christ every nighht too. the police came and the neighbour didnt sue me. my mother crave the neidhbour (a 22 year old bitch) make no initial complaint, i dont speak to her since (you know like a normal relationship). my girlfreind has also a dog like that to province, sometimes it reminds the fucking dog and a get crazy. today it bark and wake me up again. i cant poison it. im waiting for someone else to complain, and im waiting for more than 18 months. what i can do?uh the dog is always in the seconds floor balcony. according to our laws here in greece this is forrbidden, but as you all know better in uganda than living in greece...any ideas?