Okay, so I'm a silly girl and I JOKE about everything. I have a sick sense of humor and I can't help it (got it from my mother, she is nasty!)
Yesterday my dad came home from the grocery store and he bought a bunch of bananas. I took one and he's like, "they aren't ripe yet." So I took the banana in my mouth and licked around it seductively. I said, "wow it's so big and thick." He just looked shocked and he had this dumbfounded expression on his face. He then said, "What the hell is wrong with your little demented mind?" BUT I wasn't making any advances on him I swear!
Help! What do I do? Now he isn't talking to me
Yesterday my dad came home from the grocery store and he bought a bunch of bananas. I took one and he's like, "they aren't ripe yet." So I took the banana in my mouth and licked around it seductively. I said, "wow it's so big and thick." He just looked shocked and he had this dumbfounded expression on his face. He then said, "What the hell is wrong with your little demented mind?" BUT I wasn't making any advances on him I swear!
Help! What do I do? Now he isn't talking to me