TarynSeverino
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An religious old man is on his deathbed and having last requests being made. He tells his wife, Honey, gimme my lawyer and accountant. She calls the two men and they rush in the room. Ya, waddya want? I'm missin' a meeting here. The accountant says. Accountant, stand to my left. Lawyer, stand to my right. Now I can die in peace. The lawyer scratches his head and asks why. The old man answers, This way, I can die like the Lord Jesus Christ- in between two criminals.
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